|A city of monsters|
A Christmas Story won. Woo hoo! Gee...I wonder why...hmmm. [Strokes chin] Oh yeah! A Christmas Story filmed in Cleveland! They even have a museum in Cleveland! Collusion! This is a fix! Even though Die Hard is clearly the greatest Christmas movie. Moviefone agrees with us. You know what the bracket-terrorists over at Cleveland's version of Nakatomi Towers are in desperate need of? A little John McClane. That's right. It would be a Christmas miracle and they have shown no signs that they are going to stop making those movies.
|Come out to Cleveland. We'll make a bracket, have a few laughs.|